Writing about the day to day mysteries of life.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Nothing

When people ask me "what are you up to" or "what's going on in your life" I always reply "nothing" or "I can't think of anything exciting."  Well, I decided to make the change and recognize I do have interesting tidbits to share.

Sunday I went to a talk given by Jay McCarroll.  He was the winner of season 1 "Project Runway".  He was funny, quirky, incredibly honest and therefore somewhat self-destructive.  I have been pondering the oddness of the crowd.  He had groupies.  People were sycophantically laughing at everything he said.  I was laughing also, but not with the same manic fervor.  One woman asked him if he had a retirement fund and health insurance.  Another annoying woman asked to take pictures of all his stuff to put on Instagram.

My weird claim to fame is now I have met two "Project Runway" winners.  I met Christian Ciriano at a breast cancer function.  He was a teeny, tiny turd of a human being.

Thing 2 is covered with little round bruises.  Turns out he and his friend were shooting each other with the air-soft rifles.  I am going to add this was not done on my watch. 

Thing 3 regaled me with his latest song entitled "The Golden Sausage."  It was not racy, but I can't get an image of Freddie Mercury out of my head. 

My 50 state book challenge is complete, except for half of New Mexico.  I read fiction, non-fiction, short stories, poems, classics and trash.  I had more good reads than bad reads, Missouri stands out as particularly lame.  The hardest state to find a book about was South Dakota.  I really tried to have no re-reads, but had three.  Alaska and Alabama were on purpose and Montana was accidental.  Next year will be challenge free.

Juno and Minnow have brought me a present every day this week.  Minnow was responsible for mouse parts all over the back patio I am pretty sure.  Juno doesn't seem to be into dismemberment.  I appreciate the decreased rodent population and their love, but gross!









 

1 comment:

  1. I enjoyed the Jay McCarroll talk a lot. Since then I've been thinking a lot about creativity and wanting to do more stuff to explore mine.

    Carmen and I made a wreath for my door with plastic Christmas balls and about a half pound of hot glue. I realize there would be some people who would curl their lips at "plastic" and "hot glue" being used in the same craft - and the same sentence - but those people can kiss my shiny white butt. I love my wreath. Drive by and see it and come and have a hot chocolate!

    Things in your blog post that made me smile:

    Those crazy Jay McCarroll groupies!
    a 'tiny turd of a human being'
    Your middle child shooting at his friend and being shot in turn. KIDS!
    That you have finished your challenge - go you!

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